Marc's Messages

Marc's Messages has a lot oƒ inƒø about what we did over the last week, as well as a house church joke:

how many house church people does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: between 3 and 20 people, dependent on the size of the living room. Because they are not an organisation or a program, they first build a relationship with the light bulb. If the light bulb turns out to be old and obsolete, they ask God to shake it and (if at all possible) reform it's structure. If the light bulb is relatively new, they take it out of the fitting for some time (one month for every year the bulb has been in the fitting), pray for inner healing, and then prophesy it in place, after which the bulb spontaneously starts to multiply. ;-)

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