I am in trouble and it is Bea's fault. Bea Marshall, the same Bea who had a birthday last night in 80's prom gear, the same Bea who painted butterflies on the Giant Peach windows last year, the same Bea pictured on the left with her red hair, the one and the same Bea of the now infamous Andy and Bea's World of Umbrellas, has got me into trouble.
A few days ago I put a link to a particular Chrisitan site using 3 x's and a word starting with "p". You can scroll back a few days and see it. The people behind this site have a ministry to people addicted to P.*O>R_N and go to sex-related conventions around the country to bring the freedom of Jesus over addiction to people in the industry and affected by it. But because I mentioned the name of their web site, many Christians with a certain FILTER can no longer come to my blog site.
Are you blocked out of my site right now? Are you having to access Tall Skinny Kiwi through a pagan's computer at work because it is blacklisted by Christian filtering systems? Are you having to disable your filter just to view my blog?
This is what to do.
1. Be patient. I will leave the guilty link in its present form today because I want everyone to see the effectiveness of these filtering programs that are so successfully blocking out people from viewing my site, all because of the use of one word and some X's.
2. Come back tomorrow and you will not see those words in their present form.
3. As for those who cannot access my blog site today, pray that they might strike up some redemptive relationships among those that lend their computers or the people they meet at the internet cafe's that do not have such peculiar software installed on their computers.
4. Put up with me for one day of silliness as I relieve some tension and go crazy here - hey - if i am blocked out of Ned Fanders household for one day and can say what i like without having the filtered households read my blog, then I might as well put the link to XXXChurch.com on my blog exactly as they name it, as the Number 1 CHRISTIAN ***** SITE, it all its XXX glory, for all those people addicted to PORN, yes, I said PORN, as in short for PORNOGRAPHY. And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the link:
X X X c h u r c h . c o m.
Is that enough X's for you? Here are some more:
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD(ooops)XXXXX
Thats right, click on this HOT LINK and you will find yourself face to face with a Xhristian ministry that is reaching out to people addicted to the images of HOT BABES on the PORNO sites, and an invitation to CUM and see how Jesus has delivered people from life addicting habits and has set them free, washed them clean, forgiven their sins, made them feel like spiritual VIRGINS, and helps them walk down a road of victorious living.
May I also say a big welcome to those of you chasing down some HOT images of NAKED BABES, and are initally disappointed because Google sent you here and all the people in my PICTURES have clothes on them and no one is NAKED [except for this picture of my friend Bryce, who actually only looks NAKED but is really has pants on] and you are now on the web log of a wierd Baptist missionary who appears to be out of control but actually is quite sane, well, mostly sane, sane enough, at least to tell you that you can be clean on the inside, released from your dark habits and set free to follow the One who made you and loves you, yes, still loves you, the One who created SEX to be good and fun and intimate and protected inside the sancturary of a beautiful marriage. And if you want to talk to some people that have been were you are and know how to get you out and into the light, then go to x x x c h u r c h . c o m and start your new way of living.
Thanks for visiting my blog. This blog posting will not be here very long because many of the people who come here, some of them daily, have filtering software that is keeping them out today and I need to respect them. But, for the moment, it was good to have you here. Come back again sometime.
UPDATE: I havent removed this yet. I kinda like it being here. Let me know if it offends you so that I can remove it. (2 or 3 of you)
