Looking for some really cheesy Christmas Presents from the people who sell you Jesus Junk and Kitchy religious merchandise? Look no further. Jessica and Shannon have sent me two spectacular gifts for Christmas:
1. Washaway Your Sins Towlette. Just what you need to cleanse yourself inside and out.
2. Gliding Jesus Action Figure. I swear this is true! I did not make this up! I have one on my shelf. He glides. He glows in the dark. Its Jesus as you've never seen Him before.
Look how far we have come since Luther's days of indulgences!
Thanks girls. See you Austin's Wabi Sabi Conference in March 2003.
