House of David - Logia, Foods of the Bible

I am still getting links to Jesus Junk web sites and some of them are really funny, although when people use the words "Bible" and "marketing" in the same sentence, then I fell like hurling chunks. Still, heres another from Matthew Glock.
"The Bible Bar is a complete, wholesome food jam packed with nutritional and spiritual goodness. Bible Bars are a highly effective appetite regulator based on the seven foods from the Book of Deuteronomy; Wheat, Barley, Honey, Olive Oil, Figs, Pomegranates and Grapes. Here's a great way to control hunger pangs while still providing your body with the highest level of biblical nutrition. "
And while you're at it, stock up on your Bible Granola, so that you can be a regular Christian. Galatians comes to mind - "You were running well. Who hindered you?"